As someone who doesn’t work, I hope you are all off for your Christmas holidays, since it is the most wonderful time of year, and slaving away at your shitty office, even if it is a nice office, even if it is a modern office, with free food and a gym cuz you work in tech, it’s still a fucking office, don’t believe their bullshit…they don’t care about you, you are replaceable, and they will fuck you over the first opportunity they have to do better than you…
It is Christmas and Christmas is the most wonderful time of year…the only time of year I feel like I have any resemblance of a soul…I mean I’ll hang out at the Christmas tree aisle at the HOME DEPOT for hours at a time…you know to source out the sad and single ladies….just buying that tree based on tradition and to give any semblance of joy to their lives…because they are easy thanks to being so sad this time of year….and more open to baking me Christmas Cookies nude…or at least giving me a handjob in the backseat of their car…
CHRISTMAS JOY IS EVERYWHERE…..
Here are some stepLINKS….
Golden Globe Nominations
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Russian Bikini Model at the Bikini Contest Falls
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The Best “Ain’t No Sunshine” Cover Ever
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Booty Flashing
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Sculpting Baby Yoda Timelapse
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Daisy Ridley Saying Yeah
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Electrician Nearly Kills Himself
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Girl Tries to Eat a Live Octopus
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Border Wall Climber
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Eating the 120k Banana at Art Basel Because It was Dumb ARt
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Dog Pussy Sniffing Slutty Owner Streamer with a Stinky CUnt
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Shirtless (kinda) Gigi Hadid
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