On the Fifth Day of stepXMAS, I give you the gift of orgasms with the help of LoveLifeToys.
They sell the most are amazing, technologically advanced, good for the soul…perfect for couples, both married for 50 years and new, because nothing makes sex better than some app controlled sex AIDS…not actual AIDS…maybe it’s AIDES…any by AIDS/AIDES I mean….SEX TOYS !!
You have a lot of options from their SEX TOY STORE , because nothing says CHRISTMAS like TOYS!! Just ask any kid….and you’ll realize toys aren’t limited for kids…we all have an inner child on Christmas morning deep inside us that likes to play…only now we’re more PERVERTED…
I like the idea of making your girl or any girl cum from an app on your phone…the gift of orgasms go a long way….and lighten the mood this holiday spirit….release that Holiday Stress….that YOUR LOVER will appreciate it…IT IS THE ONLY GIFT YOU NEED TO GIFT
Or you can always gift it to that special lady in your life, like the one who works the cash at the grocery store, or the coffee shop….who will be nice and creeped out by you, but appreciative once she comes to terms with your creepiness…after she comes to an app controlled sex toy….
Or you can gift any of your relatives one of these, get one for everyone, they’ll be so happy yet embarrassed maybe even ashamed when they first use it, knowing that the orgasm was from you…Auntie may not think of you quite the same…
Or you can get your granny one of these, just slip it in while changing her diaper…and pass the phone / app around the Christmas Turkey for each and every family member to take a go at confusing the fuck out of Granny…holiday fun for the whole family…like a modern day game of Monopoly…only modern…cuz everyone is a pervert fuck…
Or you can just put one in your ass that you already pretend is your vagina…cuz you’re all alone this Christmas and everyday…since no one likes you..
Point being these are TOP NOTCH…AMAZING…THE BEST THERE IS…and NO ONE WILL REGRET GETTING ONE….USING ONE…BEING GIFTED ONE….SO BUY ONE NOW ….
Whatever your needs, or wants are…this is for you….
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