It’s Christmas Season…One and All…and I’ve decided to gift myself by watching free fat girl internet porn because I hate fat girls and I hate porn, but also, I hate myself and feel that is what I deserve and not in an EMO crying for attention way…but in a “it’s already bad, let’s make it worse, through asses so big they make me want to throw up”…
In finding the fat girl porn to punish myself with for Christmas….you know a timeless holiday tradition, I noticed that some of the dildos Russian cam girls ride look like they are from 1980s communist Russia…fabricated or milled out of rationed flour and paint, all vintage and ghetto…
We should set up a food drive, like a canned food drive at the grocery store or local high school for the poor, where we collect as many new and modern dildo’s for these hurting crackheads trying to make a buck in a competitive and ever changing business landscape due to technology…they just can’t afford to keep up and like me…they’ll be left in the dark…
Remember, you don’t what you got til you gone…or what you didn’t want to got but it was forced upon you, but now you feel nothing but relief that it is gone because there are two sides to every story…
Here is the stepHOLIDAY Gift Guide…
Here are some stepLINKS….
Party Girl Hits Head on Ceiling Fan
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Drunk Woman Making Out with a Tree – Probably a Throwback – But I Can’t Keep Track of All THem Sluts
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How Jawbreakers are Made
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What Drugs is she On?
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McConaughey in the New Gold Rush….
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Mall Santa Replaced After Being Caught in a Trump Hat
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The Sound of Frozen Lakes
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Man BEating Kids – Caught on Camera – What?
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Richard Jewell FLopped at the Box OFfice
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Scarjo TIts is Fuckign Ugly
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Swedish babe doing laundry in the snow like she’s supposed to cuz she’s a woman
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Kumail Nanjiani Works Out… I guess…Who is that?….Some Marvel Dude on Hormones?
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