I used to think girls to avoid on the internet dating sites have profiles that read “I LARPed for 8 years starting in my teens, Vampire the Masquerade. It was fun, I don’t regret doing it.” were the ones to avoid…but after digging through some reddit gone wild / reddit rate my nude body the other day…I found a girl who wrote just that…and who ended up having the gnarliest nerdy porn…with some of the biggest dildos up inside her….with some of the weirdest looking dudes pissing on her…and even a classified looking for men to fuck her while her nerd boyfriend watches…and filmed because I guess you evolve from LARPING…to being a weird couple in your weird apartment with weird “Dragon art” and other nerd shit like SWORDS and wooden masks and other nerd shit…. filming weird porn for your porn tube profile no one asked for…when you’re not working your day job at the fucking dollar store…
Tis the Christmas Season and besides goodwill towards men…give some goodwill to socially awkward, possibly autistic, half retard perverts filming their fucks….cuz nothing says Christmas better than showing your family what you’ve been up to now that you’re 35 and married and looking for excitement…by revealing your porn channel…with confidence…no shame…empowered to everyone sitting at your family dinner table that looks like Walmart Decor took a shit on it….cuz you’re trash….
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Here are some links…in the morning…
Ram VS Swiss ball
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Every Kardashian Christmas Card Ever
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The World’s Most Expensive Airline Ticket
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Billie Eilish on Shitting
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The Patriots are Spying
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Busty Draya Michele
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Some Tree Humping
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Adam Driver is a Bit of a Drama Queen
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Kanye is Openign an Opera
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