I slept in because I am a drunken degenerate and it is the holidays…but also because I can’t void seeing everyone fighting over Trump’s impeachment that won’t lead to his resignation, that won’t lead to him being kicked out of office, that doesn’t mean he won’t win a second term, and that is just reality show clickbait of the internet…I am Canadian so it is pretty offensive that everywhere I look is about that…when all I want is the titties…but then I log into the amateur porn sites of the internet and find that along with all these instagram looking chicks trying to make a buck, the real champions of Amateur porn are the weirdos you’d expect to work as stock clerks at Walmart, who have this sex drive they don’t know how to process, and a camera on their phone so they put two and two together, and I’m here watching some toothless fat fuck in his RV he calls home fucking some 45 year old pig who just bagged my fucking potato chips at the convenience store during the NIGHT shift…
Exciting times….HOLIDAYS…weirdness…everyone turning into the weirdos I used to think were hilarious and who are what drew me to the internet in the first place…
SHOP OUR GIFT GUIDE…
Here are some LINKS….
Security Cameras Getting Hacked
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Lana Del Ray and her Weirdo Boyfriend
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Friends Merch / Props Sold at Auction for A LOt
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If Cardi B Did Sound Effects for Star Wars.
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Lena Dunham’s Erotic Art
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Illusion to Confuse Your Mind
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Good Bulletproof Glass
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I Recognize You From Lord of the Rings
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COOL RC SNOWPLOW
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NASA Lost Technology…
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Idiots at the Gun Range…
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