For a lot of people with jobs, today is the last day in the office, so it’d be a good time to leave that girl you have a crush in the office that love letter you’ve been sitting on because they’ll have a solid week or two to deal with it and put in that formal complaint that gets you shamed in front of everyone for being a pervert weirdo romantic….because apparently you can’t shame anyone, you can’t hire based on skill but rather based on skin color, gender or non gender, sexuality, as to not look like a disciminatory asshole…but when it comes to being full of love, erections and romance….they shut you down and cry sexually harassment.
Life is unfair..but today’s the big day for you to make moves….assuming you still have a job after the holidays…assuming you even have a job…despite jobs being for fucking suckers willing to trade their life over to some unappreciative company in exchange for money to buy shit they don’t need…like a home or a car or food or clothing….you can get by without it…just look at the Natives who were here for thousands of years before us…they didn’t work…
Anyway, time off work….pretty fucking lazy life…. getting a week or two off to spend with your family and friends or alone…staring at the wall…cuz no one…being all nostalgic about CHRISTMAS past and when you felt that warmth of holiday spirit in your soul….but now you got nothing but a dating app that I assure you will find you some fat ugly horny chick trying to live out the fantasy that she’s a hot and desirable pussy….cuz dudes will fuck anything and girls getting fucked don’t realize they are “anything better than jacking off again”….
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