It’s Christmas Eve and I’m holy fucking jolly fucking Christmassing around the Christmas tree in a cabin in the woods with no internet (or running water).
Luckily, I cued up this Christmas miracle no one actually gives a fuck about as a backup in case there wasn’t internet at these French Fuck’s Christmas Eve event…you know to represent how irrelevant this site is in 2019 with the most irrelevant…Chanel Westcoast…from MTV 15 years ago…still out here being a whore for Santa…
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!