Holy Fuck…
2020 is less than 12 hours away…
Nothing will change….we will all be exposed to unnecessary stress, annoying stories of people we don’t care about, we will all continue to keep up with the Joneses and buy shit we don’t need, and in turn kill our environment….we will get deeper in debt, become bigger slaves to the system, but throughout it all there will be sluts willing to show tit for fame, or fuck for money, so all is good…status quo really…we are just humans being shitty and we will continue to do that….in this man made construct called time…cuz my dog doesn’t give a fuck that it’s the new year…another year closer to our expiration date….but it’s a good excuse to get drunk, to go to a party or two, to make out with at least one person you probably shouldn’t make out with but you’re both single so why the fuck not….so much opportunity…2020…the year the world may self destruct and we all die…
So start the year right, tell those you like you like em, those you don’t like to fucking die because a 2020 with them in it makes you sick and before you do…HERE ARE SOME MORNING LINKS….
Taxi Drivers React to Fat Ass Women Changing in their Car
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Kyle Jenner’s Last THIRST TRAP
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Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes PDA
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Shoplifter Gets BEAT
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Out of Control Truck
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Zach Efron – a Modern Day Typhoid Survivor
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Pranking Parents with a Shitty Temp Tattoo…
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Rideshare Passenger Won’t Leave Car Because Driver Won’t Give Him 5 Stars
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Frisbee MOUTH
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Origins of SUbliminal Messages
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Dog Running with Puppy
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TV Twins in a Suicide Pact
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