Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portugues fisherman who somehow went off course from her longshore fishing destiny because Victoria’s Secret moved in when they weren’t too busy financing EPSTEIN and brought her to America to play the next Adriana Lima despite being super fucking hairy….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the Portuguese skills deeply embedded in her slutty soul that I am sure belongs to some rich guy who was the highest bidder, and that this bikini pic is one of thirst trapping “Hey look at my bikini body, I make a MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR FOR THIS”….but that was taken after she dove off the boat into the sea and came back up with DINNER in her mouth…you know cuz when you’re a fisherman in the core of your soul….you don’t need those fancy rods and nets…you just need them TEETH….

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Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day December 31st, 2019