Award shows are a dated concept that suck. I’ve been saying this the last 15 years. There is no reason to celebrate the celebrities who are all full of shit dick riders willing to sell themselves harder than any crackwhore looking for her next fucking hit of crack…
They walk around like they are important and believe their own hype, but are ultimately shit and don’t matter.
What they do for work in the “creative” space is not life changing, they are all replaceable, and sure, I am all for content being made for me to mindlessly watch…but I don’t need to know the person behind the role I am watching them in, if anything it makes me hate them more.
I don’t know when celebrities started getting paid more than SUBWAY SANDWICH ARTISTS, because I feel about as much “artistry” goes into their work and that we could easily replace every last celebrity with better looking unknowns…which I guess is why I like the low level instagram models who are basically throwing a curve ball at the industry saying “fuck ya’ll you suck, we can do what you do and we don’t have billion dollar budgets”…unfortunately those instagram sluts all want to be celebrities, not troll celebrity or show how easy it is to replace them, which makes me hate them too. But you get what I am saying…and that is that pinning people up against each other like making movies is a contest…stupid…and designed to generate hype…marketing man..that’s what runs this world…or at least America…Hollywood, entertainment, the media design YOU…not define you..but DESIGN you…brainwashing shit.
That said, I have a digital antennae that was given to me and an old TV I found in the trash that it works on, so I did TUNE in. I didn’t “Live Blog” or “Live Tweet” it…because twitter deleted me so I don’t bother. Fuck the repressive media outlets for not letting me have my voice.
Anyways, I missed Gervais calling James Cordon a Fat Pussy….which I would have liked because I hate that guy. I did see Gervais callout all the celebs with his rant on “you would sell your soul to ISIS if you could and you already work for the devil evil corporations, so fuck off with your politics you self involved cunts, who are uneducated and live in your rich person bubbles”…which was nice to hear whatever you swing politically. Celebrities are shit and I’ve been making a point of that here for 15 years…despite no one listening…
Some other observations….fuck Fleabag, get rid of the hype around that shit. She’s the new Lena Dunham and sucks. Fuck Charlize Theron who pretends she wasn’t a South African dad killing whore who fucked her way into Hollywood when in hiding from killing her dad. Tom Hanks has recently been implicated in Pizza Gate so his sign off on his speech about “the gate” of a camera was a weird approach. Ellen is a troll who is manipulating all of you for her world domination and she’s not even trying to hide it..calculating cunt who likes cunt….Succession is a good fucking show. Even if will Ferrell and Funny or Die offend me in a deep rooted way….I haven’t seen Joker, but big fan of Jaoquin Phoenix and his speech. Brad Pitt is better looking than Leo Dicaprio and I was glad to see Brad Pitt win. Quentin Tarantino’s awkward speech thanking himself because he is an awkward nerd was ok….Marriage Story was over-written, self involved, masturbatory shit from Noah Baumbach who annoys me in all his over-written movies. Glad it lost. Scarjo is old, haggard, overrated even with her tits out, her acting bores me so glad she lost too. I would have liked to see Kirsten Dunst win for the show about Pyramid Schemes in Florida, she’s amazing on that. I hated Michelle Williams and her abortion Speech that I assume meant she got an abortion to get a career before Heath Ledger died. I would have liked to see Joey King win instead for playing that retard kid who killed her mom. I loved Patricia Arquette’s titties….who played Joey King’s mom but she was looking more Alexis Arquette than Patricia Arquette. Margot Robbie is overrated and barely hot, Paul Rudd is an overly happy motherfucker who needs to be beat up…Actors who pretend they are happy and love each other are transparent we know you all hate each other…Hollywood is one big horrible high school….and Actors who think what they do actually matters are just fucking bloated egos and inspire me to keep hating on them….
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Enjoy the sluts…
Taylor Swift squinting to see if anyone cares about her – they don’t.
Sydney Sweeney bringing the gOOds
Sofia Vergara still around
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Sophia Bush with the cleavage
Sienna Miller is still hot
Shailene Woodley smells like she uses a composting toilet in the woods but whatever
Scarlett Johansson and her ridiculous back tattoo
Patricia Arquette’s iconic big tits
Sara Hyland probably wasted, living on borrowed time with like her 4th kidney
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Saorise Ronan titty flash
Salma Hayek wore her lingerie to the party as she should
Rowan Blanchard hiding her armpit hair..barely…
Rooney Mara rich kid in a head piece
Rachel Bilson looking good, and dating Bill Hader..
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Nina Dobrev spends a lot of time on boats with rich dudes but whatever..
Nicole Kidman as terrifying as ever
Naomi Watts Hot
Margot Robbie is so boring
Lucy Boynton looks familiar
Kristin Cavallari somehow got invited
Kirsten Dunst hiding her tits sadly..
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Kerry Washington in her fetish gear
Katherine McNamara with the titty pop
Kate Beckinsale Slutty
Joey King should have won for her tits in The Act
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Jessica Alba, don’t share a drink with this one!
Jennifer Lopez looking like an idiot
Jennifer Aniston looking for Brad Pitt
Jenna Ortega with the slutty see through panties
Hailey Baldwin looking super stoked to be there
Dakota Fanning looks great here
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Christina Applegate letting her grey hair out
Charlize Theron daddy killer making everything about her like the Tom Hanks tribute where she put on the dramatic crying as she introduced him shut up Charlize
Camila Morrone looking like a robot
Billie Lourde looking like a 50’s barbie
Bella Thorne topless pre party
Bebe Rexha will show up anywhere with free food
Ashley Benson being gay
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Ariel Winter post lipo skinny dress
AnnaLynne McCord sneaks her way into everything…
Cate Blanchett racy dress..
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