Amy Schumer is freezing her eggs so that scientists can discover how such a disgusting creature was made and take steps to prevent it from happening again. She also posted her phone number and wants you to call and text her 1 (917) 970-9333….I can’t guarantee that is her number, but I can guarantee that she’s over hyped dog shit, that no one in their right mind would knock up, except maybe a gay dude who got caught up in the adoption system and has been unable to have a kid of his own, because he sees value in having kids with someone rich and famous…plus he’s used to fucking shit, literally…which is basically what SCHUMER is.
I despise anyone who finds her funny and her breeding brings me hope of the apocalypse…let’s just hope she doesn’t get brought to MARS with GRIMES and her BABY on Elon’s nerd Spaceship….to create the next generation of MARS DWELLING HUMANS after our earth explodes…even if bitch already looks fucking alien.
Gross.
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