The Critics Choice awards happened and for some reason, I wasn’t invited.
I sometimes think about what the fuck I am, you know when the bank asks me what my profession is for that credit card application. I am not a writer, I don’t know how to write. I am not a web publisher, I barely know how to write an email. I am not a web entrepreneur because I am not a billionaire and really have no actual business. I am not a comedian because I am not funny. I update a blog, but is “blogger” a profession. Instagram has rebranded “bloggers’ to be people who take pics of their outfits of instagram.
I just live in no man’s land, but if I was anything, it’d be a critic because I love to criticize and not constructively. So I should have been invited…not that I would go. Not that award shows matter, I don’t even know if this one was even a show, or televised since TV is dead…but it brought out sluts…and here’s that round-up.
Anne Hathaway with her big princess bride tits
Charlize Theron hasn’t looked this good since MONSTER….
Florence PUGH looking for Zach Braff
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Does J.Lo have any other poses ?
Joey King protecting herself from the Aliens with the tin foil outfit- smart.
Kate Beckinsale prepared for this event with a deep pussy stretch..
Dude Margaret Qualley is so not hot..
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Nicole Kidman’s stand in wax figure attended..
Rachel Brosnahn is a tangerine dream
Saoirse Ronan not see through enough..
Lucy Hale will be staring as Michael Jackson in the upcoming movie by Johnny Depp about his Glove.. Rumour Mill!
Zendaya is hot
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