Behati Prinsloo has tricked everyone, she tricked Victoria’s Secret into making her a model even though she’s nothing special but more importantly she also tricked Adam Levine into thinking he’s straight….or at least helped trick the public into thinking that Adam Levine is straight, despite having heard his music (not by choice) and realizing that there’s no fucking way that’s not a man who likes his asshole filled….by other men.
I HATE everything Maroon 5, so the fact that they are “radio” friendly over played shit makes me hate the pussy he puts his dick, or at least a turkey baster filled with his sperm, that’s as hetero as he goes.
Or he could just be a pansy ass rich kid from LA who wanted to start a band, and figured the best beard is one from Victoria’s Secret, the obvious, standard, even basic fucking option for a mainstream cookie cutter pile of shit like him….
We call this picture…when a Victoria’s Secret model sells her soul and dies.
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