Porn chicks are so high maintenance….and this applies to amateur porn chicks too. Basically any bitch filming herself get off is high maintenance…even when they look like they were pulled out of the gutter…because the amount of effort that goes into their orgasms is a fucking production. This is no brushing into a girl on a bus and cumming yourself, or holding a girl’s hand and cumming yourself like you’re used to.
This is props, camera, lighting, payment, distribution…
Girls are like “I can’t cum” so here’s “a plug in your ass, a massive dildo in your twat, a black dick in your mouth that isn’t your husband’s dick, your husband on the couch jacking off to this, a wand on your clit, a camera dude in the room, and a series of fetish sites to upload your pics to for the praise”…all to make a bitch cum…
It’s seriously fucking work…
Whenever I see porn beyond a slutty selfie, I’m like “That bitch either has a dead pussy” or “she is high fucking mainstenance” and the effort involved even when it looks like no effort involved all to get her off is far too much to be a turn on.
It’s like she builds her life around it, even monetizes it, and sure we all get to see it but the backstory is what makes it terrible.
I guess I prefer my women not achieving orgasms or having any sexual needs or requirements so that I can be left in peace as I contemplate humanity…I mean or because they are half dead yet affordable hookers who are only there for me to get off…same same….
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