The Grammys happened last night, so all the “it” and “try hards” in the music industry spent the weekend attending all the important industry events, and one of those Try Hards was Bebe Rexha, the Albanian who unlike the other Albanians (Rita Ora and Dua Lipa) who are taking over the music industry slowly because I guess Albanians like to sing and dance for money from white people, this one’s from America.
She presented an award with Shania Twain, Canada’s home and native son, and as it turns out Bebe Rexha was not nearly as fat as I thought she was. Maybe she’s on some weightloss kick, maybe she was never fat and I wrongfully pegged her as a fat chick with small tits. Anything is possible when you are as useless as me at reporting facts.
She is the girl that Pete Wentz built up to be some Emo rocker before becoming an accomplished song writer and now rocking her own budding pop career, taken seriously as an artist by those white people Albanians like to sing and dance for money from….and she’s out keeping her name in the press as it is part of her marketing using her tits. Cleavage…nature’s easiest marketing tool.
Are the tits good? I don’t know if they really have to be in order to be effective.
Here are her tits at the pre grammy party
Here are her tits behind mesh at the Grammy Awards
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