Sailor Brinkley Cook is the not very hot, because she doesn’t need to be hot, daughter of Christie Brinkely.
Christie Brinkley, who diluted her SI SWIMSUIT icon model body with the sperm of a very rich dudes over the course of her life, in order to set herself for life, because and thus set the kids up.
So the kids don’t need to be hot because they won’t need to use that hotness to survive, or to have that good life, you know whore out like their mom did, because they’ll start out rich.
That’s not to say Christie Brinkley was some poor, destitude girl when she got into Modeling, anyone who knows that Billy Joel Uptown Girl song knows it is about her. She was actually adopted by her mom’s second husband, who was named Don Brinkley and who lived in Malibu and Bel Air and Brentwood growing up.
He was the TV writer of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (second time mentioning that IP today), The Fugitive and a bunch of other shit like Raw Hide….basically he was a rich TV writer.
But that doesn’t man his adopted daughter with all her adopted issues can’t be a whore who likes to fuck or breed with rich guys to maintain that lifestyle.
However, Peter Cook, Sailor’s dad along with being a successful architect, was also a male model, so maybe this was her attempt at creating something hot and I guess just missing the mark since underwater she looks alright.
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