I was convinced I got the CORONA Virus this weekend because I went to my favorite Asian Rub and tug while drunk without thinking of the health risk. I was like “I’ll take that handjob because that virus isn’t even here yet”….
I woke up Sunday feeling half dead…so I had to take my health in my own hands, like patient zero and head back to that rub and tug to determine if it was a health risk, I mean beyond the AIDS that are dripping off the massage table.
As it turns out…they are vietnamese not Chinese so I’m safe…just racist…to think all Asians are the same.
So not dead yet…here are the stepLINKS…
Some Girl Stripping Out of her Black Lingerie
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Frank Sinatra’s Gold Toilet Sold at Auction
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Rocket Powered Slet Goes 6,600 MPH
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Beyonce Brought the TIts Out
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Larry David Doesn’t Want to be Conan’s Friend
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Irresistible is the New Steve Carrell Movie – THis is the Trailer
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Noah Cyrus is Fucking Machine Gun Kelly
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Blue Tongue Skink Licks Fruit
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Does Demi Lovato’s Tits Deserve another Chance
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Prince Andrew is Not Helping the Feds on the Epstein Case – Cuz He Guilty…
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Kobe’s Dead 13 Year Old Playing Basketball in Slutty Heels
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