If only life was like having giant labia and seeking approval on web forums and groups for girls with big labia. You know target audience that is into big labia there to tell you how great your big labia are despite big labia often times being terrifying. Giving those girls the motivation to go on another day. The positive feedback to remind them that guys are fucking perverts and that all labia, although not created equally are good enough.
But instead…life is more like german scat porn…it just shits on you in the most creative and pragmatic ways….
Maybe it’s all just perspective, or perception….approach it like a thick labia girl on her big labia fetish sites…where you just sort of take that shit and make it work for you.
Those are my words of wisdom because I forgot the actual joke I was planning on writing somewhere between falling asleep drunk and waking up hungover…..
Some morning links….I don’t mind if I do….
Military Guy Finds Out Watch is Worth 700k
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Bootleg Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie
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The Fat Retard from Stranger Things Gets a Surgery to Make Him Unmarketable in Hollywood Now that He’s Not Retarded
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Weird Fake Body Builders
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Tony Robbins Talking to Sophia – the AI
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Murderer Fails and Insanity Plea
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Bella Hadid – Nipple Tape
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Some Superbowl Bets You Can Make
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Waist Deep Sea Foam in Spain
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Some Nude Model in the Bath
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