The Super Bowl is Happening and all you losers are excited because your lives are meaningless and you only find happiness in watching men in tights beat the fuck out of each other to get a ball over an imaginary line. You’re into supporting a multi billion dollar industry that makes these dudes who are capable of running, throwing and catching the millions of dollars for a really lame talent, so that they can live the life of luxury and fuck models…while you sit on your fat ass eating fucking donuts, pretzels and beer….looking for a release from your shitty life.
I’m not a sports fan, to me sports are for queers. It’s the mainstream, safe for work version of cuckold and circle jerks for dudes to jerk get off together over common ground and pretend they aren’t gay.
That said, I’m into sports when the players are in lingerie…you know cuz I’m a dude and that’s what all sports should look like…so here are the top 10 Lingerie League players to remind you what you SHOULD be into….
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Have a great Super Bowl Weekend….but you should be into Lingerie not men in tights…it’s nature’s way.
2 – Tanyka Renee OL/DL for the Phladelphia Passion
3 – Nikki Johnson QB/CB for the Las Vegas Sin
4 – Morgan Spencer QB for the Baltimore Charm
5 – Marija Condric – RB/LB for the Cleavland Crush
6 – Jessica Renee C/OL for the Los Angeles Temptaion
7 – Danielle Moinet S/CB for the Chicago Bliss
8 – Ashley Salerno QB/S for the Los Angeles Temptaion
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