Miley Cyrus’ divorce is apparently officially finalized, so what better way to say fuck you to your ex husband, than to pose with your “he’s just my good friend” that you started fucking “after” your marriage, in your lingerie….to let him know that you’re back.
I will say that Miley’s got a hot body and that her married years were some of her worst. She came out strong, basically spreading her cunt for the world, we’ve seen her ACTUAL labia in her marketing materials at her prime rebranding exhibitionism, only to decide to be wholesome again…..like she wasn’t damaged on a deep rooted level by the Disney Execs who helped create her.
So she’s out there half naked, in fancy rich person panties, looking fit and thin and I am a fan of this behavior…where’s the sex tape…who do you one-up us seeing your labia years ago…you fucking show us your labia all stretched out….lips be a gripping. I don’t know if Cody Simpson is the man to make that happen..but there’s always black dudes her dad is making country hip hop to step in…..
Either way….there’s a second life to Miley…and this is the prologue.
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