Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My wife amazes me, not in a good way where I see and look at in awe because I am so impressed by her, but in a bitch is 350 pounds and ate a fucking entire cake over the course of the evening and yet she still hasn’t died from complications of diabetes. Maybe diabetes is a myth by big pharma cuz this bitch can’t be alive, with all her limbs in place, and vision working…

It’s like watching the slowest drawn out suicide that I’d like to speed up because I could use her insurance money for my new life in the tropics…you know before I die from liver failure….spead it up woman…

Speaking of dying, I still haven’t died from the used panties I bought from an obscure Asian girl website, you know since I never fucked an asian girl, so why not buy her dirty panties to sniff. The package arrived with weird Chinese writing on it, clearly straight from the weirdest sweatshop out there…and so far no Corona Virus here….but if I do get it…you can be rest assured I will back burner my reclusiveness and agoraphobia to SHARE the wealth.

I didn’t actually buy chinese used panties you sick fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning for my hangover…

Guy Rigs Gun Safe with Alexa

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Christopher Lloyd’s Amazing House for Sale

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The WHite Lives Matter Model on The Bachelor is Hot

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The Trashy Super Bowl Streaming Sex Worker’s Nudes

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Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Stoners in Michigan

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Kim Garner’s Awesome Ass

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The Equation that will Change Your Perception on LIFE

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Hannah Montana Prequel Happening

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Dude Geeking Out Over Chain Mail

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America’s Financial Divide

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Robot Gorilla Infiltrates Gorilla Troop

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Radiohead By Google Autocomplete

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day February 5th, 2020