Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My wife always likes to remind me that the abortion she had of our potential child, which I assume would have been a flipper baby, or severely retarded based on my general health….was the best day of her life….

Having a fetus I helped created and stopping my DNA from going on another generation brings her joy.

Not that I wanted kids, it was a great day for me too. Having kids ruins lives and gets in the way of fun, but it’s pretty funny that it is a great day for her too because having her pussy vaccummed out like it was a hotel hallway floor after spring break weekend probably wasn’t all that comfortable….but ending my reproduction / procreation / lineage helped her power through….

This happened 20 years ago and she reminds me pretty much daily…not just on valentine’s week!!

Needless to say, the romance is clearly not dead in this household…

Here are some stepLINKS

Tinashe in a See Through Outfit

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Kait Gerber’s Armpits

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Conor McGregor on a Bender in a Crack Den

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The Say it is the World’s Largest Fireworks

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CULKIN DIDN”T FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON

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New Doc says TUPAC faked Death and is Living in New Mexico

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Dutch Headwind Cycling Championship is Hilarious

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Alice Frances Townsend – STAYING HYDRATED in a Wet T-Shirt

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Useless Chain Lock

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ATTACK OF THE PUSSY CATS

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Tasers Can’t Get this Guy Down

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Never Forget Courtney Love Warned You About Weinstein

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day February 12th, 2020