Whenever I ask Alexa for something to fist. She always ignores me. Not that I have an Alexa, I don’t need AMAZON listening to my life. I mean Alexa my neighbor who is about 300 pounds and likes trying to touch my hair. I’m actually surprised she doesn’t want to get fisted, but I guess fat girls get laid now.
It’s like the day you realize the everyone you avoid from high school, or who avoid you because you were the weird one are the old folk of social media – doing old person memes, posting old person comments. Not that I am “with it’ my social media sucks, but theirs is like when so bad, like they never used a computer or like they don’t know what the internet is. The kind of updates that you see when grandma finds facebook and falls for every single clickbait, meme, contest, survey, GIF out there. I’m old but at least I got the internet in 1995.
Here are some stepLINKS!
Woman Escapes Death
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Eiza Gonzalez’s Weird Semi Nude Shoot
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Kate Beckinsale – Bikini Fail
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Alyssa Milano’s Empowered Bra Top for Women’s Rights…#MeToo…Freedom
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Jada Pinkett Confronts Snoop about Dragging Gayle about Kobe Being a Rapist
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Amazon Driver Fail
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Drunk in an Uber
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How Movies Use Explosions
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Fake Kitchen Hacks – Debunked
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Just a little Survivor Chick Head Butting
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