I don’t write good jokes anymore because I am too preoccupied with death.
How can I think funny, when I’m imagining the cancer cells growing within my as my immune system tries to fight them off.. Not that I have cancer, but the older I get, the closer I get to cancer….but it’s not just cancer cells, I also imagine the blood pumping through my clogged arteries….seeing my heart struggle…gasping for air…swollen and ready to blow, like one of those cartoon steam engine whistles…
I also don’t write good jokes, because I never wrote good jokes.
My specialty for many years was trolling, but I barely troll, there’s no humor out there in trolling…just too many angry people and I prefer silence.
Luckily. you don’t have to read what I write about, because you never did.
Not to mention, I can still call ugly celeb trash, overpaid, overhyped whores….they make it easy.
Here are some stepLINKS…
Bianca Balti for Old Lady Lingerie – Still Hot Though
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Anja Rubik – Topless for Fashion
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Everything Streaming in March
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Should Toys be Gender Neutral
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Steven Segal Got In Trouble for Promoting a Bitcoin Scheme
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Volkswagen vs McLaren
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Alejandra – Nude in the Pool
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Sofia Vergara Joining America’s Got Talent
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All of Adobe’s Products Explained
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Can you Buy Eternal Life
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Failed Jail Escape
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