As everyone goes broke because their investments that were booming are now shit, good thing I’m a broke fuck with no investments…..forced to Quarantine and Chill, something I do all the time…as the virus rids the world of boomers….ok boomer…COVID the boomer remover…a lot of people living pay check to pay check are going to be told to take 2 weeks or more off….business in restaurants, hair salons, etc are going to drop heavy and the people who work them are going to be told to stay home….make no money…
So as cancel culture takes a new approach to cancelling that involves actually cancelling every fucking thing possible…becaue the world is mad at us for killin it and now it is killing us…I get the whole fear mongering and fake news thing….but what if they are actually downplaying it. I guess we’re going to find out….
All this to say, I am mad I don’t have a bunker. The one thing I should have but don’t. This is the fail in being a mediocre at best website. No bunker money. I’ve always been like “who needs to be dot com rich, fuck that, I live off my wife’s disability checks”…but being a dot com billioaire would probably be ideal right about now.
Maybe I need to craft some masks and put them up for sale.
Maybe I’ll just post some stepLINKS…
The Worst Disasters in Italian History
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Alice Deren is Hot in Lingerie
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Kate Beckinsale and Weinstein Probably Fucked
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No Audience on The View is Weird!
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Soulja Boy Bought a Soap Company
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Just a Big Titty Girl Trying on Bikinis
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Just Chicks Running Football Drills in Bikinis from 2018
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Tom Hanks Corona Virus MEME of the Day
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BOBBLE BOOTY! The Best Air Freshener for Any Car
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