I just washed a banana that I had delivered with soap and water because the media has told me that anything that has been touched could be contaminated. It makes sense that all these bananas were man handled and sneezed on by the disgusting grocery shoppers. So it makes sense….I am not going die from some contagious FLU because I wanted to eat a banana.
As it turns out, washing a banana with dish soap is a totally homosexual experience, and not just because you’re washing a banana like some fucking fag, but also because of how you are washing said banana like some kind of fag at a gay Sauna before the AIDS crisis…
Here are some morning links…
Kylie Jenner Thirst TRapping
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Sydney Sweeney Topless Tanning
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Corona Virus Paddler
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Nude Model with these Italy COVID-19 Memes
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Cats and Dominos
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I am still watching this ZOOM MEETING where the woman goes to the bathroom
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Sophie Mudd is Flexible
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Emmy Rossum Cunt Wants to Workout With You Like a Cam Girl
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Big Titty Model Proving her Tits are Real
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Patrick Stewart Reads Shakespeare
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