Good Friday feeling good…
I know what you’re thinking, how dare COVID take away our Easter weekend, if planned properly you can get a four to five day weekend. Perfect for that short little Caribbean trip, maybe a CRUISE…maybe Mexico…but this year you get to sit in your 500 square foot condo that is super instagrammable and a good place to crash…but a fucking prison.
You know because that is where religion has gone…Easter once about Jesus, then about family to satisfy your granny who loves Jesus…then a long weekend vacation opportunity…now prison…
But don’t worry, soon enough Bill Gates will have everyone in the world chipped, vaccinated, and only able to go to public gatherings or travel provided their bio data passes the test. You know KEEPING US SAFE…..I mean unless you don’t believe RFK JR …remember that despite the cute Netflix Documentary on Bill Gates, Billionaires are Evil and during Microsoft’s peak, Bill was fucking evil….so be happy his powertripping has gone into public health tactics. Definitey a great fucking future ahead!
Don’t worry, I am the only relgious guidance you need. Turn to technology to connect and massage your faith…I got you, or at least I got pics of tits I had nothing to do with that I can strategically write “WHORE” next to. It’s a talent, just not according to anyone who rewards talents!
Here are some morning links…
Two Models Giving Each Other Quarantine Kisses
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Sydney Sweeney Hot in Paper Magazine
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Covid Convenience Store Fight
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Evi Nemno Nude Modelin the Desert
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Randy Newman’s COVID Song
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Nude Model Rolling Her Own Cigarettes
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SNL is going Live This Week – Unfortunately.
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Full House Quarantine Parody
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Happy Cows!
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Clit Shower of the Day
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Gripping Pussy of the Day
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MORE HOT CAM GIRLS
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