Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The Pentagon / US Government are great content producers. If they had an IG meme account, they’d be selling canned wine harder than that fat old dude the kids were into because he posted the reddit memes for them.

In a “the world isn’t in enough of a state of panic” from the pandemic and all the misinformation out there around the pandemic.

Where that point in every grown up’s life where they realize that they are in fact not actually free grown people who can do whatever they like within the guidelines of the law….but instead rats in a maze in a policed state. Not even capable of opening up their businesses or work at the risk of the “virus” that they don’t even fear because they are being told to “STAY IN THEIR HOUSE”….and if you ever want to leave your house you need to basically be microchipped…you know for the safety of the WORLD man…

I guess coming to terms with not actually being free must be a hard pill to swallow, probably like finding out you’re adopted as a grown up and you’re not even an actual grown-up but a man child, have they been lying to you this entire time and you know adopted chicks…so fucking broken…The fact that you cannot “risk” getting the virus at your own level of comfort is proof of that. If you want to risk getting sick to work, to open your store, to travel, to basically do anything, you’re not allowed. You’e a prisoner man…

I’m not here to monger fear, or to downplay the virus because I don’t know anything about it or really care since my life hasn’t changed.

I just know people are going mental…and the Pentagon was like “Let’s release UFO footage” to alleviate some of that fear. Pretty hilarious…

Here’s that footage….

SINCE WE GOT YOU AT HOME….here’s some UFOs to go with your Pandemic, and some Asteroids barreling at our earth you know just to keep you more chilled out about this whole thing.

Something they’ve denied forever…but are like “throw the book at stupid citizens we want to enslave and control”.

Again, not a conspiracy theory here, the Pentagon posted this.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning.

Super Chubby Seal…Amazing…

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Peyton Roi List Big Cleavage

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A Gruesome Photo of Alex Smith’s Broken Leg Has Surfaced

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Guy Drinks Rubbing Alcohol to Avoid Covid

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Dave Chappelle’s Leadds Comedy Store Benefit

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Stupid Road Racing Crash

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Hilary Duff’s Dead Face in a Tank Top

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Polina Azarova Saddles Up in a Nude Shoot.

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Rap Song from The Navy Seals Copypasta

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Nurse Injects 5 Patients

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Goonies Cast Reunited.

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Mandy Moore Cleavage!

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HOT FUCKING CAM GIRLS….

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 28th, 2020