I like to think of Riley Keough’s tits as the Tits that Elvis built…even though he was long dead before she was born…she is still his weirdo Scientologist grand daughter, and her tits are still genetically from the King…
I don’t know about you, but I definitely understand that Elvis hype, it’s hard to not be a fan of the legend, so jerking off to his grand daughter who has become an actor who clearly gets her tits out in movies is the best way to honor his memory…
I like to do it with a peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich….and some BLUE CHRISTMAS on the old record player….to really set the mood…because without Elvis…these tits wouldn’t matter or exist…he’s what brings it all together….
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