Miley Cyrus Mullet of the Day

Miley Cyrus tried to trash herself up with some gutter trailer park haircut that you’d find on fat diabetics in motorized shopping carts at your local Walmart due to diabetic foot…only she’s not all fat…just her haircut is…you fat, given up on life, collects cat figurines, you know what I mean…

She is still Miley Cyrus and we have seen her pussy, like full pussy, sticking it’s twerking tongue out at us at least a dozen times, so she’s a friend of ours…not a very good friend because she doesn’t give me money, which is what you’d want out of a friend like Miley, but pussy is currency so it counts…

I do find her body hot, I don’t know why, maybe because it is female, whether it identifies as female or not, and her whole bullshit phoney fake as fuck act doesn’t bother me despite being annoying, I embrace that rich kids have no soul or concept of cool and any attempt at cool is going to be forced and fucking lame….but if it’s naked forced and lame it all balances out…

So here’s to that fat dyke hair….and bikini…

@mileycyrus

Seeing myself in a bikini for the first time since quarantini ….. @noahcyrus new EP out now! ##EndOfEverything

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Here is her sister NOAH being gay with her friend in panties



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Miley Cyrus Mullet of the Day May 22nd, 2020