Jordyn Jones from Kalmazooo has a new song and I wouldn’t know because I still haven’t figured out who Jordyn Jones is beyond being someone with trashy enough parents to name her Jordyn with a Y….get the fuck out of here with your trailer park names Kalamazoo.
I also wouldn’t know that Jordyn Jones has a new song because I am watching this on mute and staring at her waist to hip ratio, a scientifically proven thing that defines a girl’s level of hot…
You know the important support she needs.
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