Jordyn Jones Wet and Slutty of the Day

I find it really weird that I’ve been posting about some young slutty girl with 6 million fans on social media for a while now and I still have no fucking idea who she is and I really don’t care, since I’m just here for the smutty bikini pics.

I am sure I’ve googled her a bunch of times to see what her deal actually is, but I don’t retain that kind of information, as she just gets more and more famous, at least in terms of followers everyday….the only think I really ever remember is that she’s from Kalamazoo, probably has a Gilbert Grape looking mom, and she bought her mom a Land Rover because she’s making too much money with those 6 million fans.

They pretend she’s an “artist” but there looks like there is nothing artistic about her, I judge books by their covers, and I am sure if I listened to her art, it’s hardly be art…if anything she’s just some young girl, being used to commuinicate to young people….and I guess a bunch of old perverts like us…and that’s ok.

But I think you need to know more about her…she was in a girl group called 5LP…I feel like they didn’t have 1LP….she was on the first season of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, I didn’t know there was one season of Abby’s Dance Competition….she was inspired by Frozen to sing professionally…fuck we are old….she won a “cover competition” put on by Ryan Secrest because he’s a pervert….of an Iggy Azalea song….these are all very dumb fucking facts….

She is in her bikini…which I am sure she’s better at than singing….



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Jordyn Jones Wet and Slutty of the Day June 15th, 2020