I think my biggest flaw in being a blogger is that I don’t know how to write….I feel like a radio host or a TV news weatherman on local news with a speech impediment.
That’s not to say other sites are all that clever or interesting, especially not sites like this, if there are even really any sites like this out there, just a pile of shit delivered to you with my illegible nonsense rants…but if only I knew how to make one liner jokes about tits….you know like puns…
An example would be if I did an Alison Brie post and wrote “Alison Brie, our favorite cheesy named celebrity, reminding us that we’d like to get a slice of her dripping off our Chilli Dog” or maybe “Alison Brie, our celebrity named after cheese that we wish was our dick cheese that we scoop out with a bone marrow spoon like it was some sort of French Delicacy, but it is in fact Jewish and married to a Franco brother”….I think I’d have more hits or at least one hit….I really just need a one hit wonder here…
Here are some links in the morning!
This Girl is a Cutter and She’s Got Cut Scars All Over her Tits
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Olivia Culpo Hot in a Mask
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The Bucks Owner has a Hot Daughter and She Posts Underwear Selfies
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Ron Jeremy – Rapist.
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Thin Watermelon
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Squirrel Stealing a Gopro
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Inka Williams in a Bucket Bathing…HOT
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Emily Rat Cow Goes Blonde – Still a Garbage Whore who Believes Her Own Hype
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Miami Dolphin’s Cheerleader to Marry a Player
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Narrating Pole Dance for Kindergarten
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Woman Confuses Don King for Martin Luther King – Wrong King Whitey
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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