I know that Aubrey O’Day is some 40 year old fat chick that you barely remember but if you think hard enough you’ll remember…because she was on some DIDDY making of the band TV show that I think was actually called Making of the Band, because I can’t remember basically anything, from conversations to sentences I am writing out mid-sentence….but I can remember Diddy’s show was probably called Making of the Band, despite never seeing it, fuck you internet for turning me into the worst version of WIKIPEDIA ever…
That said, she did Celeb Apprentice, fucked Don Jr, got fat, fucked black dudes, got fit, fucked a Jersey Shore contestant…found facetune or the iphone photoshop and thought “I’ll push my hotness on here” with the most over the top filtered shoots of her being provocative…and now she’s clearly lost her fucking mind official…all these women eventually lose their minds official…because she got a tattoo that goes up her entire fucking body, turning her into what you’d probably want to imagine your decomposing body looks like underground….a nice floral arrangement….cuz you dead….
What I am saying, any redeeming qualities this woman had in trying to be fit and hot are officially “she’s got mental fucking problems”…and we can retire Aubrey O’Day’s jersey as she goes on to do things like “Inked Magazine” and other tattoo conventions. She’s trash.
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