Shay Mitchell Post Baby Tits of the Day

I just googled Shay Mitchell to see if I could find any new angle to write about her, seeing as I know very little about her…despite her being Canadian and we know everything about each other, since we have a popilation of about 100…..

What I learned on her Wikipedia is that before going to the USA to become a superstar influencer, actor, personality….she was in a Sean Paul music video called “Hold my Hand”….but more interestingly, I thought she was an Indian, dot not feather, which is racism in case you didn’t read it right, but I learned that expression from an Indian friend of mine, so she’s the fucking racist one not me…

It turns out she’s actually a Filipino, or half, her mom was Filipino before coming to Canada to become a sex worker to Shay’s white dad….and her sex worker that escaped the Philippines skill set has been applied proper to everything this do fucking everything she can for money, clout, an audeince…from acting, youtuber, influencer, entrepreneur, publisher….the new mom does everything to build out her “media empire”…which I actually respect because most of these people are vapid idiots, while this one is on the scamming hustle….I guess Canadians are just smarter….

In other news she partnered with Safeguard’s $10 Million Initiative To Promote Handwashing….and she’s teaching her kid about Black Lives matter since the kid is like 10 percent black in genetics, but black people from Canada have free healthcare and free education, so they are better off than White people in America….but we can let them pretend they relate to Black Lives Matter…I mean they are influencers afterall and need to make everything about themselves….you know DRAKE’s “black” accent isn’t real, he’s raised in a rich neighborhood in Toronto to his white mom, but since his dad is an American black musician he can pretend Black Lives Matters to him and his kid, like his co-star Shay’s doing…but from where I’m sitting it’s pretty insensitive…

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Shay Mitchell Post Baby Tits of the Day June 29th, 2020