Jennifer Aniston is doing what I’ve been saying all women should do because there’s a lot of ugly ass faced bitches out there who could use a mask or two to cover up…
The mask, the brown paper bag of the new era, where asking a girl to wear a brown paper bag to offset her butterface is replaced with “HEALTH AND WELLNESS” options..
I know what you’re thinking, “Jesus, why ruin a perfectly good paper bag when you can just fuck the girl from behind with her head pressed into a pillow”….to which I say…not all women you see on the streets are in a position to get fucked up the ass or vaginally…from behind with you…so for their own benefit…use the face mask…the perfect excuse to cover half your old, tired, expired face…
90 percent of the anti-masking women protesting for their right to grocery shop….the “karens’….could use a fucking mask…then there’s 90 percent of the anti-maskers who probably have botox, fillers, and other bullshit to jack themselves up…from facial treatments to make-up….which is really just a mask in and of itself too…so bitches aren’t really against wearing those masks, they just think they are, because women as a general rule are bullshit and believe their own lies and inconsistencies…hypocrites…
Either way, Aniston is in a mask, she’s 100 so a mask does her good…I have no idea why she cropped out her signature hard nipples from Network TV in the 90s, maybe she didn’t have time to put the prosthetics that made her relevant in the first place…you know her “clown nose” that we can agree is the best clown nose ever.
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