J.Lo is such an old, dried up, outdated cunt that when you see her as she tries to be as hot as the young girls, as cool as the young girls, because the young girls are into J.Lo for her legacy, over that Nostalgia, she just assumes she’s still got it…but old people are fucking old people and old people pretending to be young people are still old people…
So seeing J.Lo on the elliptical bike, not the elliptical machine in the privacy of her own home, but an elliptical bike that is an actual bike….like you’d expect some old autistic doctor or dentist in Florida would be riding….since there’s zero fucking cool in this.
I’ve actually been outside and some motherfucker on one of these has ridden up on me, it may not be as bad as those people with the long “speed skate” roller blades that they rock out with a pair of cross country ski poles, you know that lame fitness crazy I mean…but it is PRETTY fucking lame..
What I am trying to say, if you needed a reminder that J.Lo is a fucking boomer…this is the proof…so don’t get distracted by her social media smut, she’s a fucking 50 year old and 50 year olds are fucking 50 year olds…no matter how hard they pretend their pussy hasn’t dried up.
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