The funniest thing about models is that they think they are actual hard working hustlers because they have to wake up in their free 5 star hotel with all the room service they could ever want, sit in a chair for hair and make-up while some assistant feeds them ice coffees or whatever they want, then go to epic places in the most organized and structured way, because it’s high budget…..so that there are no hiccups, like dealing with some unruly tour guide who robs and kills you….only to get on the beach for your shoot where you role around as people hype you the fuck up with “gorgeous” “i love that” “Perfect” comments…
It’s all so funny, even funnier when it’s Josephine Skriver, Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret favorite designer test tube baby who had her weirdo gay day design her based on DNA hacks, because that’s what Marine Biologists do when they are narcissists…and want to do something bigger than studying the egg laying habits of the Dutch Pickerel….
The good news is, his test tube baby worked and she looks like this, instead of what the rejects that didn’t work out in the experiment probably look like, legs growing out of their necks or some shit…