DID you think I was going to not do an Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….when it’s the most favorite post of the week….
I know that you don’t exist and that you don’t care whether I do an Asshole Behind Thong post…..but it’s the internet so we pretend….
I’m doing the asshole behind thong thing for my own damn archive….
The thong, the underwear for girls on their periods, because if they aren’t on their periods they shouldn’t be wearing underwear, not to mention the underwear barely gives any anal coverage which means whether your slophole wombat hole is oozing on your pants and the thong is the pantyline free, user friendly, way to avoid pantylines and to protect your clothing from the drip, your asshole’s still rubbing up on that same clothing, making it equally rank…