What’s up all you degenerates….I know no one is there, it just makes me feel better pretending because otherwise who the fuck am I writing for….imaginary friends, myself, my only true friend because we are born alone and die alone you emo fucks….Glad we made it this far together……
I figure whether you’re alone or not, you should remember that you’re never alone, just around every corner, embedded in every app, is some ransomware designed to film you jacking off to fat chicks to send to all your contacts….so live life like you’re on stage….so everytime you jack off make a performance out of it…put on costumes, bust out some poetry or spoken word….dance, mime, redo hamilton….
Any of you got cheetos Dust stains on your fingers from fingering a redhead? Or just from fingering yourself cuz you’re a redhead and girls don’t like you?
Who knows….here are some lonks or links…lonks…
Sofia Reynal is an Amazing Model in this Lingerie Shoot
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Victoria’s Secret Needs Your Help
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Laura Wittner is a Hot Semi Naked Redhead You’ll Like
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Margaret Qualley Doing the splits!
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Makes Their Relationship Official
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Paige VanZant To be Joining Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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RIP Malik B from the Roots
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A Four Year Old Video About Having Big Boobs in Summer
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Come as You Are – The Swing Version
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Bikini Girl Stealing Dudes Motorbike
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5 Years Ago, Lindsay Lohan Did this Bikini Yacht Dance
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The Koloea Bikini Girls are Hot
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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