I spent the weekend half dead, because that’s what happens when you’re an old as fuck, lazy as shit, alocholic….but I also saw at least two women in bikinis, because I left the house for the first time in months, which reminded me of a time when I’d see hundreds of girls in bikinis, only to realize it’s not all that eventful unless they are sticking objects in their butthole, which they never are…those man haters..
But there were still tits being seen, that I am sure typical perverted dads would have been happy seeing, because I saw a young family sitting across from the tanners and the dad was fucking drooling…I guess they did their job and gave him something to jerk off to this week…
While I was more interested in asking the wife of the pervert dude staring at the bikini tanning girls in the park if she was still lactacting…you know because she had a kid with her…and milk filled tits are interesting especially in this era of “lock down” where you don’t know if a third wave will mean a cut off food supply…relying on sucking on the titty to be feed the bunker….means finding a lactating bitch to harvest the milk from….it gives me something to do….a mission if you will.
Here are some morning links..
UFC Fighter Mackenzie Dern Spent Saturday in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Back at Work!
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Simon Cowell Broke his Back
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Topless Ukrainian Model Looking Hot
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RV Door Fail
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Dude Scraping Off Social Distancing Stickers in a Store
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Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarznegger Made a Baby
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Meghan Markle’s Deal or No Deal Pics
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Paul George’s Girlfriend and Damian Lillard’s Sister Exchange Insults on Instagram After CLICK HERE
Inside the Cabin of an Airbus 330
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Ho Mezcal is Made
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Margaret Qualley and Cara Delevingne Hit the Road!
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Ping Pong Trick Shots
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Karin Hart Puts on Her Red and Black Bikini to Show Tiger Woods Some Love
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Hot Live Shows For All You Perverts
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