Britney Spears has been running a weird as shit instagram feed for the last 4-5 months, basically since COVID happened, it’s on some ISIS beheading video quality that isn’t doing any favors to the conspiracy theorists and the fairweather activists who have finally realized that Britney’s family are holding her captive and have for over a fucking decade….because she’s an out of control, exploited, damaged, child star with just a next level – level of fame…who probably couldn’t handle it when she was shaving her head, and made a good case for the parents to get her back in so that they can control the career, the money, and live off the fucking land as long as their greedy white trash asses could, instead of just letting her burn through everything and basically die off the way she probably would have….and luckily, thanks to their intervention, and her being abducted in plain site, we got more years out of Britney, because she’s Britney Spears, how could you not be a fan…
Anyway, I originally saw this video of her doing Yoga and assumed it was another weirdo clip shot long ago pretending it’s recent, because I can’t imagine they’d let her update her own social media, or own a phone, because if they did all she’d be doing is crying for help….unless she likes being taken care of, I mean I know I would…let all the other people handle EVERYTHING so I can just sit and stare into space in my medicated haze…sounds like a dream…I mean living in a mansion with handlers, I’d just shit myself all day and never do anything….
This is shot from far, so it’s hard to really make out what she’s doing but I think she could be in a mask, assuming it isn’t a body double…because it could be a body double…and a mask would help sell it to the fans conspiring against the family because the internet is bored, the internet is angry, the internet wants justice for all things that doesn’t really effect them…
But for the sake of argument, I saw we assume it’s Britney and she’s fucking the air, the way you’d want any Bipolar disorder girl acting because the crazy ones are the best fucks…
She just posted this video of her dancing to Beyonce, the weirdest, creepiest, horror movie version of Beyonce..but she’s still dancing.