Ireland Baldwin is so shit that her dad sacrificed his career by calling her a little pig on a voicemail that was released to the internet to do some damage in his divorce hearing I assume, but that would have got him cancelled in this era….instead he’s America’s fucking Sweetheart….instead of the unhireable piece of shit he likely is…I mean imagine the fake apologies from him, his agents, the people who hired him at 30 Rock, Tina Fey, everyone…if that happened today…dude would have been written off the show and forgotten…but he slipped in his misogyny under the radar…a true hero…
Not to mention, after Ireland he knew he could redeem himself and start over with a less shitty group of kids, hence his 12 kids with Yoga Instructor slut…who keeps bragging about all her miscarriages from her HPV womb…
Point being, Ireland Baldwin is huge, a proportionate giant, weighing in at 200 pounds, 40 of which are tit….she’s like the opposite of those dwarves who look like small humans, not midgets who are built different….so her freakish disorder is easier for the average man to jack off to…
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