Halle Berry turned 54 years old the other day, so I guess she took the opportunity to get into a bikini to show you why she’s made so much money as an actress over the years, in part because she’s half black and passable as black, despite being raised white enough to speak the racist Hollywood language…they’d be scared to cast an actual born and bred black person because they are racist hollywood….so she filled their needs, maybe inspired some black people out there before they saw her as an appropriator, who should apologize for her acting black, even though she’s a fucking actor…but who people shouldn’t be so uptight about because even at 54 she’s fucking awesome, and that’s not something I say often, I am usually pretty grossed out at anything over 35 trying to be hot, half naked and in a bikini, but Halle Berry’s still got whatever she’s always had, black or white or an appropriator or not….and really we should all focus on what actually matters and that is how many dicks she’s had in 54 years…because when you only work a few months a year, if that, that’s a lot of time for dicks…
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