Alison Brie Schermerhorn Franco (because she’s married to Dave Franco) and Brie is a cheese not a last name, where as Schermerhorn is also a name that you’d probably want off the Marquee if your goal was to be an actor, not because of it’s ethnic implications, we support all heritage so long as there are tits….but because Schermerhorn is far too many letters but more importantly not sexy at all….unless you’re into that sort of thing…
I know that Alison Brie is a favorite amongst the nerds and I am not even sure why. I’ve scanned her IMDB and I assume she won most people over on COMMUNITY, but I never saw the saw. She was also in Mad Men, but I never saw that either. For someone who watches TV all fucking night and day, I haven’t seen any of the hits….
Then she’s in GLOW about girl wrestling, which means dudes have jacked off to her there and probably everywhere because that’s the legacy celebs have…countless weirdos jerking off to them….and here’s some fuel to that fire with under tit of the 37 year old….
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