Do Italians scream “pinocchio” every time they get an erection…..or was that just Walt Disney’s move in the back of the theatre during one of his latest cartoons…like he was Peewee Herman during his darker years….
That said, do you remember when sex toys were reserved for lonely fat ladies, bored married ladies, and lesbians? Now kids are gifted their first 12 inch suction dildo on their “18th” birthday as an investment into their future business of being lazy bitches who just do sex things on the internet for money because it is easy. You know, dad used to give his kids half of a car payment or if you were Jeff Bezos, a 300k loan for his business “amazon” to get them off their feet….some parents buy their kids their first home, or downpayment on their first home, but now…it’s about the suction dildo….you know to really get a running start on life….it must be weird for the dads, who you know are around, to see their kids pushing their Only Fans asshole grip video series..but it’s cheaper than sending them to college…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
Heidi Klum doing Art…
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Katya Clover is a Proud Nudist!
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Hot Instagram Model….Misses Games…
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Bella Hadid Behind the Scenes Bikini
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Lorraine Bracco Gets a HGTV
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Chicken Strips are for Kids…
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Mike Tyson is a beast in training…
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Biggies Crown Sold for 600k
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The Smallest ANimals on Earth
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World Record Wave Surfed
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Microsoft Flight Simulator Compared to the Real Deal
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Dude Confronts Asshole Roommate
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The Origin Story of “Overly Attached Girlfriend” Meme
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Webcam Whores being Whores
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