Sarah Hyland is in leggings….and she reminds me of the weirdo theatre kid that never was because she was home schooled, you know the kind of weirdo, but not the good kind of weirdo, who had no friends and would entertain herself in her basement she was kept captive in because her mom was a neat freak and didn’t want her in the way….only instead of being that weirdo reclusive, stunted, and underdeveloped weirdo, she actually was on a hit show, is a huge celebrity and people are drawn to celebrity and give her all the feedback making her think she’s either cool, interesting, funny, or amazing….you know her bank account backs up that story as does all the texts and comments she gets in a given day.
She’s like a girl version of a gay man, engaged to a gay man pretending to be into girls, because she’s rich and famous and they can watch ABC programming together, since ABC is their sponsor and the reason for all her money….
Since her double Kidney Transplant for some undisclosed genetic disorder that explains why she looks like she has some sort of dwarfism, she’s started working out, and acting like she’s hot, doing weird dances in leggigns like this….she is skinny, so when masked, she’s not all that bad but her weirdness is the kind of weirdness that doesn’t scream “Best sex of my life, let me stick my dick in crazy”….but rather one that seems like it would involve playing board games with dolls….something you’re probably into because that’s the closest you’ve ever been to dating…but it’s something I find uncomfortable….
So I’m not a fan of Sarah Hyland, but tight pants on a thursday doing Tight Pant things like sticking her head between her legs…ass first…is still worth looking at because she is a celebrity and thus more important than normals…
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