There’s very few updates or revolutionary ideas that came to me over the weekend, I spent it indoors drunk. I guess the only revelation I made is that it’s harder to kill yourself through alcoholism than the fake news media tell you…because I’m still here…but the again, maybe the fake news media is right and this isn’t running at optimal capacity because I do see people, probably older than me, on jogs, doing weird circuit training in the park, running for at least 30 minutes without having a heart attack while my broken ass body can barely climb a set of stairs without 3-4 breaks…but then there’s my fat wife who loves eating what you’d consider bad food, she’s likely 300 pounds at the level of “I HAVE TO WIPE HER ASS FOR HER BECAUSE SHE CAN’T REACH” unless she just does that out of spite, I mean she does always have a creepy smile on while doing it…but that feces and blood after at least 5 year of this hasn’t taken her out yet…so here we are, on the cusp of death potentially while not dying…like a cockroach sent to give you pop culture updates from someone totally not qualified to give popculture updates…which I guess is the LOL in the whole thing…
Here are some morning LINKS…
Demi Lovato All Done Up Screaming like a Freak
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Curvy Model Danii Banks Supports Her Lions Win or Lose in a Tiny Bikini
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Hot Body Model in the Waterfall
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Bikini Girl Can’t Swim….But Can Bikini…
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Superman Jump at the end of a Hurdle Race
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Man Is Deathly Afraid Or Yellow Jackets!
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Perez Hilton Has Made Out with John Mayer
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Stephen A. Smith Enjoyed the Shit Out of the Cowboys Loss to the Browns
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What your cat will do when you die.
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Motorcylcist Catches Plastic Thrown Out of Car
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Drew Barrymore Liked Being Spoofed by the Losers at SNL
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The Instagram Model Girlfriend of West Virginia Guard Jordan McCabe Hits Up the Outdoor Shower
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Hot Big Titty Selfie
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Guy Loses it on Motorcyclist for Parking – what a pussy
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Big Booty Reveal!
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Landing on Head Wipe Outs
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Live Cam Girls
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