I thought Katy Perry already had her kid…..but her thighs are telling me a whole other story…one that involves her being in her 12th month of gestation because bitch is a fucking elephant…
Oh that new mom weight thanks to a pregancy that opened the door to being your true self, without the pressures of being a 35 year old trying to be hot popstar, where you can finally dive in an eat the fuck out of everything….plus with all that money in the bank…there’s not limitations to all the cake….I mean we’ve seen it all before, a chick on the cusp of fatness get knocked up only to never return, but never have those compulsive eaters had the kind of food budget this bitch has.
I have always said Katy Perry is a sloppy, pile of shit, and not just because of the way she awkwardly dances…a viral video that pulled some weird scam to exist beyond that viral video of Kissing a Girl and liking it…but instead becoming a hit making machine….all while sucking so hard….but not hard enough to make Orlando bust on her face instead of in her womb to produce what we can all assume is a shitty baby, one that the mom doesn’t even want to hang so instead she goes on walks with her paid helpers she calls “friend”…maybe she should look into brisk walks with personal trainers….lean up you knobby kneed pigeon toed freak.
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