There’s little I hate more than these girls who are overly excited about being. knocked up, it’s not really this special or amazing thing, if anything it fucking sucks the life out of you and destroys your pussy and oftentimes body in the process, it’s not some rewarding thing, especially not in this era of the end of the world, like you got knocked up, who gives a fuck, a dude came in you, real fucking skill involved in that, I mean that’s why half retards and really full retards make babies….I remember when I stocked shelves at a shitty pharmacy for at least 2 years…there was at least one full retard who came in knocked up…because even she knew how to take a load the wrong way….
The point is….with girls overly excited about their unimpressive pregnancy…comes obnoxious dramatic photoshoots for them to document their transformation as a parasite leaches off them…some alien shit…
So girls, who aren’t models like Elsa Hosk, who for the record is the kind of pregnant girl you’d want to fuck, even if she was 9 months along, dilated, after her water broke….becasue if you look at her you’ll understand…that even a pregnancy disgust like I have wouldn’t overpower the allure of that soon to be mangled, at least for a month or two, twat..
But yeah, dramatic “we’re pregnant” shit is lamer than gender reveal parties…no one cares about your irresponsible, strain on society since we’re already overpopulated, selfish and narcissistic bullshit…
However, Elsa Hosk is a babe.
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